Soooooooooooooo
UPS located the package.

The driver described where he went and described the people he handed the box to. It was our neighbors - about 40 yards from our house.

The kicker is, he asked them if it was their package and if this was the right address, and they said yes and took my package! (I have no reason to not believe this - having a hint of the type of people my neighbors are.)

The lady on the phone asked if I knew these people and I said "I'm sorry this is just the type of neighborhood where you dont get to know your neighbors."

So the driver is coming back, hopefully tomorrow, to go to the house to try to retrieve my package from them. I'd rather UPS be the one to try to retrieve it in the event they've used my stuff/damaged it/sold it, etc.

I have serious doubts as to whether or not they can get them back. $100 says their dirty old yard-pooping Boxer has been using the beds. And they probably are saturated with cigarette smoke by now.